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In my relationships, I look for the four principles that Golden State Warriors coach Steve Kerr espouses.

Joy. Compassion. Mindfulness. And competition, like to see who can write the nicest card, walk the dog the longest, or in very rare occasions, shut down five-time NBA All-Star Jayson Tatum.

So it’s not a surprise that when I got married this past Saturday, I thought of how the marriage related to another improbable quest for a ring.

The Warriors’ 2022 championship. Here’s are some of the eerie similarities between the two June triumphs.

Look, I’m no spring chicken but then again, neither was Steph Curry in the summer of 2022.

But unlike the Warriors front office in the past two seasons, I managed to find a number two who could help me extend my romantic prime.

Honestly, my wife is the Steph Curry, and I’m more of an Andrew Wiggins type who once had all kinds of promise, disappointed a lot of people, then rounded into shape just in time to get a ring.

Also like Wiggins, I once fractured my rib playing basketball.

He collided with LeBron James, while I hurt myself trying to take a charge playing pickup against a professional actor and dancer named Reign.

Klay Thompson came back from a torn ACL and a torn Achilles to help the Warriors win it all in 2022.

My mom got out of her wheelchair to dance with me on the mother-son dance.

It was a great moment of redemption, but she didn’t think it was funny that I kept whispering that I was going to dip her.

People thought it was a mistake that I paid my mother nearly $38 million to attend my wedding, but the Splash Mother was 100% worth it.

Draymond Green was kicked out of a second-round game against the Memphis Grizzlies for two flagrant fouls.

Two weeks before the wedding, I was kicked out of a bar for being flagrantly intoxicated, though I did not kick anyone in the junk.

I’ll have more to say about this on my podcast.

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